Oh I'm so cute and sweet, feel free to look away now and I'll just lie here, I won't do anything at all, a face this cute is not capable of mischief.
Whats this green stuff though? Ooo, it feels nice its all cold and tickly, I wonder what will happen if I grab it...
... a-ha, it comes out. I wonder how it tastes...?
(insert cookie monster style noises here)
mmm, mud... I wonder if mum's noticed yet...
...oh, yes, she has. Act natural...!
What... this?! Naw, it's not mud, this is just the colour of my face mum, honest.